Katy Perry Skintight Leopard Dress Couldn’t Put the Lakers Over the Hump (Though Speaking of Humping…)

Alas, the re-tooled and re-stocked Los Angeles Lakers could not transform the power of the Katy Cocktease body faptastic into a victory last night (or, less alas, you know, if you happen to be a Mavericks fan or don’t like the Lakers). But it’s worth noting that no matter how hot a super Hollywood body tease you have rooting for your team, you do still need to play some defense on the court.

Now, there’s no doubt in our mind that if Katy were to finally flash her bare udders, the Lakers probably would’ve won by 40 to 80 points in a blowout of historical proportions. But, just like a pump fake without an actual follow-up shot, Katy’s attention grabbers without the real action led to underwhelming scoring. Enjoy.

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