Kate Upton could squat down and drop a stanky deuce on my front lawn and I'd watch with wide-eyes and a slackjaw. And that says much more about her uber-hotness than it does my personal dirty play fetish.
There's literally nothing this young woman can do that's not incredibly arousing, including, I dare say, wearing clothes, as she does in the upcoming edition of Vogue magazine, where the blonde bombshell dons far too much cover-up for our liking, but we like, nay, lust her deeply nonetheless. It's simply not possible to resist to Kate Upton's allure, we tried for a couple minutes, and we did not like the feeling. Enjoy.