We’re just kind of fascinated with Joanna Krupa these days. We’ve always lusted for her super hotness, but the combination of her new found self-promoter role as a Miami Real Housewife and the allegations that she worked as a girl-for-hire in the past, well it’s all sort of playing into our perfect girl fantasy. Not that we could afford an evening with Joanna, but in our fantasies, we are also wealthy professional athletes, so we got the Black Amex, so we’re good for a couple spins around the world.
Joanna can’t help but show some body part these days when out and about, even if it was just the bare midriff last night out at Katsuya Sushi in Hollywood, we’ll take it as it is the same tummy we are currently imagining employing for our honey drop shots contest. Every great female fantasy begins with some hint of opportunity. Enjoy.