Joanna Krupa Denies She’s a Hooker (We Continue to Fight for Hooker Rights)

First, let me say. Having wriggled around Hollywood hot ladies circles for some time now, it’s absolutely no secret than many of the young ingenues in the thespianic and modeling world have had male ‘benefactors’ of one type of another to help them get by. Sometimes it’s formally arranged through services and madames, sometimes it’s just a ‘my older boyfriend pays my rent and buys me a car’ kind of thing. To me, it’s a difference without a distinction. The laws are vague and arcane as to what is hooking what is not. Kept is kept.

Having said that, as a celebrity, you don’t necessarily want the rep that you got paid cash money for a night of your intimate time. It just looks bad. It’s a rap on your sheet for rapping in the sheets. So much so that our friends at TMZ are reporting that supermodel and newest cast member of Real Housewives of Miami Joanna Krupa now has Hollywood legal beagle, the omnipresent scandal cleaner Marty Singer, threatening to sue the shizz out of folks claiming that Joanna was a $10,000 a night lady of the evening.

Personally, we think $10K is kind of a compliment.

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