Verily, this is news as the news was always intended to be. Heed our counsel, CNN! Refrain from informing us that a one-legged puppy has been shot in the face, or of the latest spate of grisly murder-izations (“‘A head and half a bollock were found in an alley that reeked of piss,’ clarified a police spokesman this morning”), and propel more of this business at our grateful groin-areas.
You can retain those whimsical closing stories, though, the comic denouement where a fish emails the coastguard to alert them to the impending tidal wave of something of that caliber. Those are always mucho appreciated.
Without further rambling ado, peruse the gallery for: Sextacularly cleave-y gaming Halloween costumes, beer powered -in the most literal manner possible- beach volleyball shenanigans and a triumvirate of Tyrants from Resident Evil cruising through Japan and... admiring some fast food.
IGN brings us the sexiest gaming costumes of 2012.