Press: Christina, tell us what you’re wearing!
Christina: It’s an Egotastic.
Press: Did you realize it was stained?
Christina (smiling): Yes, that’s how they come.
If there’s one question we get asked more than any other, I mean, even more than ‘What makes you think you don’t have to pay taxes?’, it’s ‘Why don’t you guys have your own women’s fashion line?’. Well, it’s a natural fit, of course. And while we don’t have the overwhelming desire to see young dudes prancing about topless like most male fashion designers, we still think we could dominate with the simple fact that we know what guys like to see on women.
And if we ever did design high fashions for the wealthy ladies of Hottieville, we might start out with something like the little number Christina Milian wore out to Mr. Chow’s in Beverly Hills last night, her barely there top barely covering up her fine ‘ay, mami’ assets, as she strode among the rich and famous. If there must be clothing on hot women, it must be revealing. That I think will be our fashion house motto. Enjoy.