If you're like me, then you like your condom ads like your health spa retreats: Dark and full of facials. And this commercial has all of that. It's for a company that delivers condoms to your house so you don't have to stakeout your local CVS and wait for the hot cashier girl to leave so you can buy a pack of rubbers without feeling embarrassed. Though instead of her, your mail man will know now you're a pervert. So it's a bit of a toss-up.