Blonde on blonde violence? It’s all going down today. Two smoking hot fair-haired beauties choosing (okay, well, we chose) to match their melons, squishy to squishy, in the Thunderdome arena of the areola we like to call the Page 3 Battle of the Boobtastic.
Staci Noblett, vastly underrated glamour model and Rhian Sugden, vastly wood-inducing naturally chested bodacious blonde, going ta-to-ta in a rematch for the ages, for the benefit of the paying public. And you’re not even paying. That’s a major effin’ deal. Both girls, so truly hot and topless. But whose funbags reign supreme?