Somebody Call in Rupert’s Calming Tongue! Kristen Stewart Is Stinking Angry Again

Kristen Stewart made quite an exit from Toronto over the weekend.

No doubt pissed off from all the lingering questions about her cunning linguist seshes with Snow White director Rupert Sanders, Kristen Stewart couldn’t wait to get the eff out of Canada (hey, that we can relate to), so much so she donned her old flame Robert Pattinson’s grungy Orioles baseball cap and shouted at her own bodyguard ‘don’t fucking touch me’ as he tried to escort her through the swarms of paparazzi waiting for Kristen at the airport.

Now, I’m no Dr. Phil, but I think this young lady is having some closure issues with the relationships in her life. The kind of closure issues that will ultimately lead her to probably punch a reporter in the shnozz at some point soon. That will make us giggle. Enjoy.

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