Mm egotastic skin leftgutter now 7500079552fde38585a14698b1335a962763ce139a88c716bd75077d8ef1dfe9B10201932
Mm egotastic skin rightgutter now 15aa6ad2b9777a21e24b9820d83d4ba8b05893319b1c9664f32b1f413b4acdb9B10201932

Pippa Middleton Flashes Some Thigh at the U.S. Open and the Crowd Goes Wild

Here's what I'll say about the state of our affair with the regal sister, Pippa Middleton -- we still wouldn't throw her out of our royal chambers. But we do have to admit our lust for the world's most famous sibling of just a year and a half ago has sort of waned since our almost overwhelming desire to spank her bare bottom with authority. It's been that kind of long distance romance.

I think Pippa herself withdrew from the spotlight, maybe knowing that our need to produce children with her sister Kate was a far greater priority to the health of the realm, but we've seen little of her, so it was a pleasant surprise when she and her thigh-revealing slit-skirt made their way to the shores of The Colonies to take in the games of the U.S. Open. Sometimes, a little leg is all it takes; we don't ask for much. Enjoy.

Tagged in: Photos, US Open, Pippa Middleton


Around the Web