After all these years, we're still not really sure what it is Phoebe Price does exactly, but we do know this, she loves attention.
The big Malibu Chili Cook-Off took place on Labor Day and was jam-packed with A-list and B-list and C-list celebrities, so when Phoebe Price showed up in some get-up designed to be noticed, she felt rather underserved by the photo-snapping denizen. So, she reflexively started stripping down to her bikini and threw herself into the ocean, well, pretty much. It was truly a sight for attention-seeking sore eyes.
Please, look at Phoebe, or she might die. Enjoy.