Everyone likes to make NFL predictions, and we’re no different around here. But let’s do this straight Egotastic! style if we’re going to do it. Choosing some winners (Straight up, no spread. I’m not going to be responsible for your gambling losses) is much more exciting if you have some visual aid to help you get through them.
We’re not going to pick every game every week, and basically that’s because some teams still refuse to have cheerleading squads. Get with the times, people. Sports are entertainment, entertainment that men love. Men love cheerleaders, it’s a scientific fact. Step it up, you teams who know who you are with no spirit squads.
Enjoy the games folks, and then come back next week and remind us how bad our picks were.