Movie Theater Ninjas Attack!

What is the rudest thing in the world? Talking during a movie. Even worse, if your phone goes off. I've always secretly wished physical harm on people who make noise in theaters, especially pesky teenagers (CUE: Shaking old man fist in the air). Well, a theater in England has come up with a solution: movie theater ninjas. The way it works is that people can sign up to put on a black leotard and mask and await rude theater goers. At the first sign of unruliness, the ninjas pounce on the person an tell them to shut up. They do this in exchange for free movie passes, though I would do it for free if the leotards come in XL. You might say that ninja attacks  are far more disruptive than people talking. But is it anywhere near as badass? No. Ninjas trump everything.