For most other things, longer/bigger/taller is better. But in the case of the iPhone 5 (or any other phone, for that matter), it's not.
Hey, Apple, if you're reading this (which you're probably not), know that you probably shouldn't make the iPhone any longer than it already is, otherwise you'll end up with something that people might perceive as the phone being parodied in the video above.
It's the world tallest smartphone yet and we're hoping--no, scratch that, we're pretty sure--that it's never going to see the light of day. I mean, if it's so long that you can actually use it to take a picture of your own butt yourself, then you know that's a problem.
It's good for a couple of laughs though. Check it out and you'll see what I mean.