‘Lincoln’ Teaser Trailer Premieres, But Where Are The Vampires? (VIDEO)

Abraham Lincoln
I give this trailer four score and twenty thumbs up

Oh, this is another Abraham Lincoln movie? And Stephen Spielberg directed it? And there are vampires? Oh, no vampires? But it’s Lincoln? Okay. I’m a little confused here, but I guess there’s some other Abraham Lincoln movie that isn’t about him fighting vampires. I guess I’ll see it.