This is perhaps our favorite story, well, ever. It combines so much wrongness that it's just incredibly right.
According to our friends at TMZ, Kanye used to watch the Kim Kardashian and Ray-J sex tape when with other women to get him in the erectile animal mood. Hence began his quest to get the real Kim Kardashian, porn star, into his real bedroom.
Mission accomplished, you sad sad fool.
(Of course, you can still see the entire Kim Kardashian sex tape at KimKSuperstar.com)