Jessica Alba just about anything is enough to send our fire hydrants into spray-the-block mode, but you put her in a body hugging, low cut dress and we’re just about to order an evacuation of the neighborhood, for the safety of the children, natch.
Jessica was taut and hot and green all over for her appearance on Extra filming in Times Square today and she looked all kinds of million dollar smiley and happy and making us with that we could keep staring into her eyes as we casually found the tiny zipper on the back of her dress (hate those damn tiny women’s dress zippers). Of course, in the heat of passion, decent chance we’d just bite most of it off of her. Jessica still has it and then some. And we still want it. Enjoy.