Erin Heatherton was once a young Hebrew School Hottie favorite on Egotastic!, and she’ll always own a place in our nether regions junior Hall of Fame, but we can’t deny that her decision to be the latest to play the beard-ess role for Leo DiCaprio threw us for a complete loop, and not a fun loop, but the roller coaster when you’re a kid and you’ve had to much cotton candy and fruit punch kind of barfy loop. It was disturbing, and disappointing.
However, we’d be lying if we didn’t say that we are completely shallow, superficial, semi-degenerate-leaning individuals who are willing to pretty much overlook anything that gets in the way of us leering at super bikini hotness, including Erin Heatherton on a Victoria’s Secret bikini shoot down in South Florida. How can we ever stay angry at that fun body? We can’t. Enjoy.