All that really matters is that Borderlands 2 with its overwhelming focus on firepower and frantic action is coming out in just a few days. So the fact that 2K Games is trying to distract us with a ridiculous web game where you get to shoot a stone carving of B2's main antagonist Handsome Jack is a little strange. We're about to shoot giant slobbering critters all over Pandora with cooler weapons that transform and move and shoot brightly colored lights. Why the heck would we want to point and click on our browsers at a rock?
Turns out there may be good reasons for doing just that. Click and watch.