While it should give us hope that sometimes some of Hollywood's hottest actresses scrape the bottom of the barrel to find a boyfriend, for when we see them we say, 'HEY! THAT COULD BE ME!' But then the bitterness sets in and we change our tune to, 'Hey! If that could be me, than why the hell isn't it me?! Lucky sonofabitch.'
Ever since Kevin Federline entered our national discourse, one successful actress after another has lowered their standards for who they date. And now we've lost one of our own: Natalie Portman is officially off the market, having married boyfriend Benjamin Millepied, a 'professional' ballerina who got lucky by being in Black Swan and wormed his way into Nat's uterus. So why do these beautiful babes go after guys clearly not good enough for them? Maybe it's an ego thing. Or maybe they lost a bet. I don't know.
While we dry our tears watching Natalie walk away from us down the aisle, check out the gallery for our favorite actresses dating guys way, WAY not successful enough for them.