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Ashley Tisdale Strips Down To Teeny Tiny Bikini – Huffington Post |
 Adriana Lima Gives Us Her Pouty Face On The Beach – TMZ | |
| Is Farrah Abraham Pregnant? – TMZ | |
| Jennifer Lawrence is still spilling out of this dress – Huffington Post | |
| Celeb Nude Scenes You've Never Seen Before – FOX News | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
![Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]](http://cdn01.cdn.egotastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/16/Pacific-Rim-Official-Main-Trailer-HD-100x75.jpg "Pacific Rim - Official Main Trailer [HD]")
Video Game Mammary-Memories: Samantha Fox Strip Poker
As a salutation to our beloved band of gentleman oglers, we present Video Game Mammary-Memories; an eminently mockable account of the piteous and oftentimes geek-tacular nature of pre-internet/virtual/virtual pre-internet lechery.
Could there be a more pertinent inauguration than Samantha Fox Strip Poker? The English erstwhile topless model, singer, actress, television personality and general Renaissance woman (fabricating space rockets and perfecting cold fusion are surely among her seemingly copious talents. We are concerned, at this juncture, only with her ability to evoke a Miracle-Gro effect upon man-members across the cosmos, with nary a touch. Huzzah for erotic telekinesis!) appeared in this gratuitous strip poker title on the decrepit octogenarian that is the Commodore 64 in 1986. This was during her lofty peak at which being voluptuous was an entirely feasible adornment to her resume. Was her prodigiously coveted corps done justice by this archaic leer-a-thon?
Take a nostalgia-infused look at the game in the gallery.