Rather more contemporary than Samantha Fox's voluptuous eighties epoch (which we scrutinized in meticulous detail in the last installment. With our pants off), Lust for Bust is an imperative experience for the Ego-readers, discerning nork-connoisseurs that you are. It's a rudimentary-yet-boobtastic flash game, endowed with an introduction so preposterously hilarious that we must proffer it here, for your delectation:
‘Lust for Bust is an arcade game on www.flash-games.net in which your buddy's hot sister is seated next to you on the green sofa. She's so sexy. She is dressed in a lavender condole and pink pants. She has a short curl blond hair. So, guys, what should we do? You are seating next to a hot number! Try to peep at her and don't let her aware you peep at her. Here is an ogle-meter at the left upper screen. Once you have successful peep, the bar will change to blue color. And the large range of your movement can help you increase your ogle-meter faster. Behind the ogle-meter is a blue time counter. If you are catch by her or you run out of your time, a big beer-can will drop to hit you. The game is lost. Manage your time.'
(Wanton extravagant kicks to the pendulous ballsack of the English language courtesy of flashgames.net.) It's an inexorable tale of surreptitious rack-rubbernecking and giant beer cans, to wit: guy gaming nirvana. As such, for Egotastic! enthusiasts, only an impeccable performance will suffice. Join us in a gleeful bout of piss-taking in the gallery, then test your leering cojones with Lust for Busthere.