Tori Spelling Gives Birth to Fifth Child, Uses Occasion to Announce New Pregnancy

Tori Spelling is the mother of a new baby boy this morning and the 90210 actress and mother of five is wasting no time, taking to her twitter page to announce her new son’s birth and let the world know that she’s expecting once again:

‘She’s very much like the Matrix,’ said happy husband Dean McDermott. ‘It’s her job to use her body as a factory farm that pumps out manufactured human beings. We’re just gonna keep rolling until Mother Nature tries to shut us down.’

‘I don’t know how high we’ll go, how many we’ll have,’ Tori added. ‘Babys are really cute. And then they get older and lose it. My new son is several hours old already and he’s aging terribly. Look at those lines! I’m hoping this next one will have whatever Webster or Gary Coleman had so he can stay young forever. Hashtag Team Spelling!’

Tori gave birth to a daughter only 10 months ago and also has a son Liam, 5; and a daughter, Stella, 4; as well as a step-son, Jack. Expected in April 2013, this will be the couple’s sixth child.

‘I’m not sure how she does it,’ Spelling’s OB/GYN Dr. Terry Thesserson said in a prepared statement. ‘There’s no medical or scientific explanation for how her body manages to do this. She gave birth this morning and she’s already showing. The window of opportunity to accomplish this is so small, it reaches beyond my comprehension. It’s possible they have a time machine.’

‘We won’t deny or confirm that we have  a time machine,’ Tori and Dean wrote on their website.

 

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