The Gamer Guy’s Alphabet: G is for GLUTTONY, Lust and the Seven Deadly (virtual) Sins

Irreverence ho! (An odd name for a prostitute. Although a little less extraneous than the monikers some of them -allegedly- bear. A remarkably vivid -and, again, entirely fictitious-encounter with a voluptuous vixen by the name of Dave is eternally retained, smelted to the shamed surface of our brain-eyeballs. It was dark! ‘Her’ Gandalf beard was obscured by one of those wit-tastic Female Body Inspector shirts! Cease your mocking ingress! It could happen to anyone. Anyone!My word, Miss Dave, what a hirsute body you have! It’s a sensation akin to caressing that huge bastard that lurked under the bridge in a fruitless endeavor to consume the Billy Goats Gruff.”) To halt this marauding digression-train, today’s iteration provides a piss-taking gaming bent on those notoriously prohibited killjoy concepts: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Pride.

In the gallery, you’ll find such wonderment as- bountiful boobage, Solid Snake chewing upon an alligator’s ass with gleeful abandon and the excessive geekery of the Angry Video Game Nerd.