Well, hello, dearly be-lusted 50-something hot bikini mom, Rita Rusic. It’s been far too long since last we saw you suntanning on Miami Beach in bikinis so tiny that women half your age would shrink in modesty. But you are not a modest woman, Rita. You are a bold, baring, daring, and boobtastic veteran hottie flaunting her wares to lure men half your age into the hot clutches of a lucky bastard lifetime.
And this is why we lust for you so deeply. Enjoy.