I can barely bring myself to watch any reality programming these days, outside the reality of sports, which, for the record, remains the best form of reality TV, but when I finally fall in love with a little U.K. Big Brother, they go and kick the super sextastic blonde hottie Rhian Sugden out of their house.
Who the heck kicks Rhian Sugden out of their house? I'm currently hiding in the bushes outside of my place hoping she'll walk by and notice the carrot I have placed beneath a precariously placed wooden crate. She will be mine! Enjoy.