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Natalie Portman Covered Topless in Dior Ad Reminds Us That We Miss the Shit out of Natalie Portman
Our Hebrew School Hotties list is just a little bit empty without regular appearances from our former Black Swan, Natalie Portman. Ever since she got babied up and married to her just-has-to-be-gay-ballet-dancer husband, she's really disappeared from the sextastic celebrity scene. A real loss too.
In a new ad released by Dior, we get a tease of all good things past, and, what we can only hope is even better things to come, from Natalie as she lay covered topless across a sofa selling the brand name stank.
Come back to us, Natalie. Where you belong. In our arms. Mostly to entirely nekkid. Meowing like a kitty cat (okay, that last part is mostly just a personal fantasy type add-on, but grant us this indulgence). Enjoy.