This is like one of those cool, slick British thrillers where the reformed gangster realizes that he’s no good at keeping it straight and has to return to a life of crime, for just one last big caper before retirement. And maybe that’s the problem, Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s starring in her own movie as Michael Caine circa 1974.
How else do you explain her sociopathic criminal behavior? What was that? Oh, I thought someone had shouted out ‘Michael and Dina Lohan!’ And her explanation for who robbed the house she was throwing a party at? TMZ reports she’s flinging the blame onto Suge Knight’s son. Now maybe Lindsay never watched the Vanilla Ice Behind the Music, or ever heard of a dead guy named Tupac Shakur, but you really don’t want to get on Suge Knight’s bad side. When he’s not busy dangling white rappers off hotel balconies, he’s usually being questioned by the police in connection to a drive-by shooting.
This all has finally earned LiLo a spot on our list of hottest female celebrity criminals. We’ve left most DUIs off because, quite frankly, we don’t have the bandwidth to include them all.