Well I think we all saw this coming. Hot off her divorce from Russell Brand, it looks like everyone's favorite funbag owner Katy Perry is back on the market with none other than Hollywood's wandering casanova, singer-songwriter John Mayer. I know what you're thinking, 'Doesn't John Mayer date a bunch of starlets, then dump them and act douchey about it?' Yes. He does. So this move can really be seen as nothing more than a big slap in the face to Russell Brand.
Now the ball is in Russell's court. Just because his ex is running around town making all of us scratch our heads at the prospect of a Perry-Mayer relationship, doesn't mean Russell has to take this lying down. It's his turn to get out there and publicly shame his ex-wife.
So we decided to run down the women Russell Brand needs to hook-up ASAP in order to one-up Katy Perry.