What people really need to understand is that Jessica Alba is no longer simply an object d'lust and super fine piece of eye-candy, she's now an object d'lust and super fine piece of eye-candy making important phone calls. She's got an Internet business to run. Serious decisions to be made. Orders to be given. So the idea that you can now merely gawk at her tight-jean covered arse and imagine the possibilities of the wonderful warm bumps thereunder, well, you'll now have to make an appointment for that.
And I happen to have her booty booked in the conference room most the this morning. You can have the afternoon. Enjoy.