I can’t believe I’ve spent the past 23 minutes ogling a fully-clothed woman. I’m going to lose tons of Egotastic! street cred. But how can you not leer lust-wise at the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr exiting the David Jones fashion studios in Australia, looking all kinds of winter (yep, it’s winter Down Under) white and hot and if you’re not imagining relieving Miranda of the need for that dress, you’re not even trying.
As you know our ultimate test on hotness is if we turn our heads for a a woman even when not showing skin. And, with Miranda Kerr, our necks are turning faster than a tennis match. Enjoy.