Hot. Rich. Single. It really is the trifecta with Eva Longoria who continues in appearance after appearance to make me wonder if I’m ever going to find matrimonial bliss with this Latina sugar mama or if I’m bound by verbal contract to marry Carol, the dominatrix lesbian BBW down the hall who claims one drunken night I agreed to marry her at 40 if we were both still single. I’m still hoping for the Eva option.
Eva Longoria has been in Spain the past few days, running some charity events, winnings some awards, and all around just looking super fine, in body and spirit, with our ogling emphasis on the former, including this little green number where she was flashing enough leg to let you know where to get started on your ascent into her personal paradise. We certainly know where it ends. Enjoy.