Disney Goes On A Diet To Give You Sexy Cartoon Characters You Lie About Finding Faptastic

Disney and Barneys, the U.S. department store, have teamed up to give you runway model versions of your favorite Disney cartoon characters. But before they let these animated beauties work the catwalk, they’re putting Daisy and Minny up on the scale. The new ad campaign shows a Nicole Richie-sized version of the two femme characters, stick thin and dressed to the nines in the newest duds from off the Paris runways. And we’ve got to admit…they don’t look half bad.

Any guy that says he’s never fantasized about some form of amorous relationship with an animation cell is either lying or much more well-balanced than me. Who among us has not said hello to Rosy Palm and her five lovely daughters to an episode of Tiny Toons. Hm? No? Just me?

I know I’m not alone out there, that’s why I’m providing you all with the sexiest cartoon characters this side of Toon Town that you’re only lying to yourself if you don’t admit are hot.

 

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