We started this day with some wonderful bikini pictures and we shall complete our daily course through the valley of hotness with some bikini pictures that I feel like I’ve been waiting my entire life to see — Ashley Greene bikini pictures of the hot body and cleavetastic variety. If we had solid asstastic shots of Ashley, I’d probably dead already.
I’m not exactly sure how to process the site of our highly belusted hottie in usual hiding, Ashley Greene, out from the shadows, out of her sweatshirts, and in full bloom on the beaches of Malibu. I suppose I’ll just have a cry for a moment, perhaps, pen a sonnet, followed by a cold shower, a Maori war dance style stomp, followed by 10-45 minutes of unconsciousness, and then my seventeenth viewing of these photos. Then, repeat process. Enjoy.