We always have to be delicate when discussing Adrianne Curry as she and her pack of loyalists traverse the hallways of their perma-middle schools with the uncontrollable emotions of pubescent teen girls. One wrong comment and you get the evil glare of a face full of braces on a girl praying to grow into a woman so she can hurt all the boys who teased her. It's like Carrie, but with boobs.
Well, Adrianne Curry is all grown up. The former Mrs. Peter Brady turned 30 yesterday and celebrated over the weekend at some pimping spot in Vegas by showing off her bikini body, the very same body that has turned her into a Twitter phenomenon, a desert oasis of highly worked out figure behind a tiny two piece. Call it kind of a double celebration, for Adrianne, and for you. Enjoy.