You Know Who Knows How to Celebrate the Olympics Properly? Rosie Jones and Her Magnificent Melons Do

 

You might be painting your face right about now with national team colors, you might be clearing off space on your DVR to make sure you get all 107 hours of equestrian event coverage, and you may even be tattooing five interconnected colorful circles on your scrotal regions, all to show your sign of enthusiasm for today’s kickoff of the 2012 Summer Olympics, but, none of you have got my Olympics fan attention quite like Rosie Jones.

In her new pictorial for Loaded magazine, Rosie Jones shows precisely what it takes to be one of the hottest women in the nation given the privilege of hosting the Olympic games. It takes glorious pride and glorious funbags to complete this mission, and Rosie Jones has them both in spades. Though I’d prefer the latter in my two hands. Enjoy.