It scarcely needs to be said, but our readers are among the most discerning, dignified and debonair folks on the internet. (Videos of horses being touched inappropriately in the actual ballbag and suchlike demonstrate just how low standards of sophistication are on the web, but we’ll disregard that fact.) As such, the most crucial gaming issues of our time clamor vociferously for your attention. Lend us the warm, comforting bounty of your opinion! Permit us to suckle your opinion with gleeful abandon, much like a ravenous infant with a bodacious motherly chest-icle.
While indulging in breast analogies is a stellar way to spend an overcast morning, I’ll segue neatly back to the topic at hand. Today, we seek your vote for the lofty-yet-notorious position of Gaming’s Greatest Villain. Take a look at the gallery above, I haven’t seen such a menagerie of miscreants since my visit to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors. (This time, thankfully, I didn’t shit myself.)
Those are some of our picks, but what say you? Is it one of these? None of these? Let us know in the comments.