Well, if you haven't fapped yourself into the next life this week leading up to the big birthday today, you're on board to wish a happy 22nd birthday to one of our favorite glamour models on the face of this occasionally blue planet, Rosie Jones, just a Middlesex vixen and a half, with plenty of sextastic to spare.
I feel like we've watched Rosie grow up before our leering eyes, though we've had the benefit of doing most of the growing, as Rosie was clearly chest-primed and ready for prime time well before we were ever really allowed to show her to you in her full goodness.
We're quite convinced that if every man had a woman like Rosie Jones waiting for him at home, in say, a cut off shirt and a pair of short shorts, he'd never ever want to go to war. Happy Birthday, Rosie.
Check out one of our favorite BTS videos of Rosie Jones cosplay exhibitionism: