Rita Ora has this thing about her that whenever I see her I kind of imagine her clothes falling off. Yes, true, I seem to have that thing for 99% of the women we feature on Egotastic!, and, also true, the tight blue and white number she was sporting at the T4 Concert in the Old Country over the weekend remains unlikely to simply fall on its own volition (though I stand ready to peel away). still, I can’t help but picture the bare nekkid body of this hot Albanian-British former Eurovision hopefully swimming in my pool, or, you know, the local YMCA where there is an actual pool, only we’re alone, and all the other dudes who pee in that swampy mess are gone.
Oh, Rita, the breast strokes we would have. Enjoy.