The last time I went to Whole Foods, I dashed in for some Advil for a pounding headache and some dude in a scarf pointed me in the direction of sixteen kinds of herbal remedies before finally admitting that the place had no Advil. So I beat him severely about his midsection with a scrawny organic chicken I nabbed from the meat department.
Sometimes you just want what you want and there is no 'healthier' substitute. Take for instance our lust for all things Rachel Bilson, who happened to be out shopping at said Whole Foods market, flashing views of her bra and some legs in her shorter skirt, and making us realize that while the most delicious things in life are truly organic, we'd still like to cover them in unnatural passion by-product. Enjoy.