Now, outside of some drunken furry cosplay, and our pretend-to-be-gynecologist Wednesdays, we generally shy away from kinky costume roleplaying with the ladies. But seeing the uber-sextastic Miranda Kerr in her little black bra hoisting a riding crop in her new Harper's Bazaar U.K. pictorial, well, by golly, time to play naughty stable boy.
Miranda Kerr represents hope. The hope that someday she will dump that Ducati riding underemployed thespianic fop of a husband and come to our doorstep with nothing but her riding crop and a pair of invisible panties and insist that we mow her private lawn. That my friends, is hope. Enjoy.