Julianne Hough Bikini Pictures Receive Critical Attention (But We Wouldn’t Throw Her Off Our Futon)

Everybody says that Julianne Hough is looking a little chunky and cottage-cheesy and maybe let loose a little bit on the work-out routine she has going into her Rock of Ages filming, and maybe they’re right. But just the fact that people are saying this makes me realize that not everybody in this world is as desperately and consistently horny like we are here at Egotastic! where we look past some realistic flaws and focus on the true prize — hot sexy celebs in bikinis, for instance.

What others sees as lumpy, we see as padding for aggressive naughty girl paddling games; what others see as uneven body shapes, we see as the perfect place to grip, like rock climbers giving thanks for each and every toe and foothold on their ascent up the sheer rock face.

Those who seek perfection are often left unhappy; a true Egotastic! man knows that critical judgement is something left for the refractory period. Enjoy.

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