Jennifer Lawrence Flies Her Faptastic Funbags Out of the U.S. and Heads to Paris Fashion Week

Jennifer Lawrence might try to hide it for her PG movie career, but there’s no denying that this smoking hot blonde thespianic has some killer tubes and, someday, if the four-thousand candles I’ve lit ever work, we will see those amazing funbags bare and in all their glory.

But, for now, we just follow, and ogle, and sketch her amazing curves, which Jennifer took to LAX on her way out to Paris for Fashion Week, where when in the City of Light, Jennifer showed up at the Ritz Hotel in another innocent, but busy revealing outfit, just reminding everyone that sweet curves on a woman never ever hurt her career.

Someday, Jennifer, we shall be together as one — one person in clothes that is, me, taking your nekkid photos, maybe on lava rocks or piles of Oscar Meyer Turkey Bologna or something like that. It will be epic. Enjoy.

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