Accord to our friends at TMZ, the hottie Latina diva Selena Gomez has busted up with The Devil's Midget several times in the past few months, and the pair are on what appears to be the final leg of their personal (and personally disturbing) romantic journey together.
As you know, if Justin Bieber and pond-scum were drowning and we could save only one, well, we'd save the micro-organisms over just the teeny tiny boy singer, without hesitation. And, no, we don't hate Bieber because he's young and rich and popular and is banging the girl of our dreams (among others), but we do happen to disfavor his bat-mobile, the thousands of dollars of bills he keeps intentionally visible in his sweat pants pockets, his kicking-paparazzi purple shoes, his faux modesty, his swagger coach, his dubbed concert performance, his shit-eating grin, and the fact that he's called a musical artist without hesitation by so many media outlets. Okay, yes, also the fact that he has been banging the girl of our dreams.
Read all about Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on the rocks at our partner breaking celebrity news site, TMZ.