How to Spot a Future Egotastic! Man

Little Baby Arthur doesn’t know it yet, but he’s well on his way to an adult lifetime of Egotastic! viewing.

The fact that he’s still an infant and already pawing at celebrity boobtastic, that’s a clear indication of inclinations that both explain why boys will be boys, and why men can’t stop looking at funbags. The fact that those chest puppies belong to his own mum, Selma Blair, well, that’s just a byproduct of not being ambulatory quite yet; catch-as-catch-can whether you’re an infant, or a college students at smaller Northeastern liberal arts college, you take what you can get.

See you in a few years Arthur. 

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