Jacksonville Jaguars defensive end Austen Lane is busy prepping for training camp...and he wants everyone to know it by tweeting out his Monday schedule. I don't know if this is part satire or not, but this is just damn funny. First of all, it's titled 'Monday Schedule, Bro' which is just great.
Two parts really got me though. The first one is '9:00 tweet inspirational quote using the words 'shine' and 'grind.' Then the other thing that killed me was that he scheduled a time to Instagram a photo of his abs, in sepia tone, with the words 'getting it.'
Athletes who have a sense of humor about what they do shoot to the top of the likability list. I bet he talks a ton too while playing Call of Duty.