The past few days of Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach in Malibu have made me question my commitment to honoring the mother. I can’t figure out if ‘thy’ means my own, or if I’m allowed to honor all moms in general, especially super hot ones who like to play on the beach like Alessandra, and if honoring includes the sub-activities of ogling, leering, drooling, and cat-calling. I hope so.
The Victoria’s Secret model mom spent yet another day, this time sadly slightly covered up, showing that the birthing process need not be anything but another step toward even greater hotness, flashing her toned legs, and even spots of her tummy and asstastic through her see-through beach dress, which allowed us to confirm her MILFtastic qualifications.
Alessandra, today we honor you as the mom we’d like to…err, honor. Enjoy.