Let’s be honest, you don’t get a billionaire benefactor with mansions and a yacht and an Amex Black card without having a highly desirable posable hot badonkadonk. Trust me, I’ve tried.
So, count on uber-kept PMOY Victoria Silvstedt whilst sunning in St. Tropez to put on a little display of her superficial talents, the kind that earns you all the goodies, in a little string bikini. It’s like having a machine that prints money. Only it’s hot and tan and delicious looking all over. See if you can order that from the U.S. Mint. Enjoy.