Octomom Promotes Her Self-Pleasure Porn With Some Stirring of the B.S. Soup

She opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure that I could never have imagined.

– Octomom on her porn star-mentored training

What is most awesome about porn? Okay, well, yeah, there’s that. But beyond that, what is most awesome about porn?

The cover stories. Nobody involved in porn, and that goes for the consumer end as well, can really just standup and admit what’s going on. It’s like watching a larger woman explaining why Sara Lee single Cheesecake Bites will actually cause her to lose weight. It’s a false reality where everybody chooses to linger. Okay, so maybe it’s more like The Matrix than that stupid BBW-cheesecake analogy, but you know what I’m saying.

Case in point, Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, the troubled mother of fourteen kids who can’t pay her rent or find a flushable toilet in her home who said she’d never do porn no matter the circumstances, now doing porn in Wicked Pictures production, and the falsities are already flying from all angles.

As a for instance, Nadya’s self-pleasuring scene in the movie is already be labeled as a ‘voyage of self-discovery”. How I wish my mom had yelled ‘Stop those voyages of self-discovery right now!’ through the locked bathroom door when I was in middle school.

Nadya has described her porn-for-rent experience as ‘the best, most powerful, most liberating thing I’ve ever done’. Oh, really? Like finding some quack and forcing him to shove a thousand fertilized eggs into your womb wasn’t a liberating experience?

When approached by Nadya’s management to distribute this video for them I was at first very skeptical and didn’t feel this was a fit for Wicked. After meeting Nadya and understanding what a positive experience it was for her my perspective changed.

– Wicked Pictures Owner, Steve Orenstein

I can smell the stank of thick b.s. all the way from porn valley. Enjoy.

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