Well, the coming of the Apocalypse might be a Mayan long con, and I'm not sure we're ever going to see a Porky's re-boot in my lifetime, but there is one thing for certain -- the Octomom porn is coming tomorrow, and we've got an early look.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Do I really want to see the lady nest of a woman with fourteen children and a penchant for slightly to decidedly crazy states of mental being? Of course you do.
Or you don't, but you will, because you don't want to be the only dude at the office who hasn't seen Nadya Suleman friggin' the heck out of herself in Wicked Pictures 'Octomom: Home Alone'. Which for the record, is a genius title, only the role of 'Kevin' is now being played by a long metal rod that takes batteries. Such is progress.
NSFW Octomom Leaked Footage Clip (Be advised this is NSFW and this is an adult video site):